Lestat Musical Parody To Kill Your Kind

(NONE Of these songs are mine! They are the property of Anne Rice, Elton John and Bernie Taupin. The SPOOF is JtheGoblinKing. She did ALL Of these song spoofs)
More mocking of Lestat lyrics. The ones that I mock here might not be entirely accurate.

To kill your kind
(By Sir Elton John and Bernie Taupin for the Lestat musical. Demo version. Sung by the character Armand)

Armand:

'Be still, I say, for you excell
'At math.'
In virtues common in the infidel,
A mongrul b--t who feels compelled
To twists the rules to suit her self.
'Just like her father. He must be so proud!'
Do you look at me and see a fool?
'Do you REALLY want her to answer that?'
Do we look like we'd bend for the likes of you?
'No, just for Louis.'

What possess you to cross the line
'The thought of annoying Armand.'
When you know what it means to kill your kind?'
'But the irony is she didn't actually kill anyone. LESTAT'S RIGHT THERE!'

Theatre vampires and Armand:

'No greater crime than to kill your kind.
'But she didn't!'
No greater crime than to kill your kind.
'Hello, Lestat's sitting RIGHT THERE!'
No greater crime than to
'Wear Armand's clothes.'
Kill
'Bill volume three.'
Your
Kind.

No greater crime than to kill your kind.
'Do they not see Lestat sitting there?'
No greater crime than to kill your kind.
'They're too caught up in the chant.'
No greater crime than to
'J walk.'
Kill
Your
Kind.'

Armand:

'This demon rides a caresel,
'Armand keeps a carnival out back.'
She swings high and low on the gates of Hell,
'So that's where she was in Memnoch The Devil.'
Pat the rats from the gutter,
'I named this one Mickey.'
Pluck the tic from the floor,
'Because that Super hero spoof isn't popular anymore.'
Make a doll play the role of a common whore,
'That's what happens when you let Armand play with your Barbie collection.'

You look at me and squirm inside.
'Of course. You're ARMAND!'
Do you think in this world there's a place to hide?
'Sir Elton John apparently thinks so.'
From the ancient ones
'The Rolling stones?'
To the next in line
'The winner of American Idol?'
It's always been a sin to kill your kind.'
'But she didn't!'

Theatre vampires and Armand:

'No greater crime than to kill your kind.
'Poor Lestat, no one notices him sitting there, nearly crippled.'
No greater crime than to kill your kind.
'He's probably trying to crawl off the stage at this point.'

No greater crime than to
'Wear white after Labor day.'
Kill
'This play.'
Your
Kind.

No greater crime than to kill your kind.
'He's singing to the Warner executives for ruining this play.'
No greater crime than to kill your kind.
'Obviously.'
No greater crime than to
Kill
Your
Kind.'

Armand:

'Excuse me if this is unexpected,
'No, most of the audience read the book or saw the film Interview with the vampire. They knew this was coming.'
Present company exempted,
'Ah, NOW he notices Lestat.'
Ignorance of what we teach
'Armand has a night school.'
Leaves help somewhere out of your reach,
No Judas kiss is needed here.
My friends, the evidence is clear.'

Theatre vampires and Armand:

'There's no greater crime than to kill your kind.'
'They're not very good when it comes to the logic that LESTAT IS ALIVE! But I guess the song would be too long to have the verse 'No greater crime than to TRY to kill your kind.'

Armand:

'Look hard upon your dirty work,
'Look what Warner did to this play!'
Strong blood running back from the ashes and the Earth,
'As Lestat clings to a chair to keep up right.'
Correct me, cherie, but it seems your schemes
'Worked pretty well for a few decades.'
Come back to haunt your virgin dreams,
Do you count not here for a Saxon's age.
Compassion is a weakness of the mortal race.
'Which is why Armand frightens me.'

Enough is enough,
'And the audience leaves.'
I'm done,
'FINALLY!'
So take her.
'I think she walked out into the sun on her own.'
No greater crime than to kill your maker!'
'Said by the vampire who joined the coven who he thought killed his maker.'

Theatre vampires and Armand:

'No greater crime than to kill your kind.
'Said by vampires who enjoy killing and torturing their own kind.'
No greater crime than to kill your kind.
'Does no one notice the hypicracy here?'
No greater crime than to
'Repeat yourself.'
Kill
Your
Kind.

No greater crime than to kill your kind.
'I wonder if they know how many vampires Armand has killed just because they were in the same town as him.'
No greater crime than to kill your kind.
'Right.'
No greater crime than to
Kill
Your
Kind.

No greater crime than to kill your kind.
'Someone ran out of ideas for lyrics.'
No greater crime than to kill your kind.
'At this point Claudia's killed herself.'
No greater crime than to
'Lestat's fallen asleep.'
Kill
Your
Kind.'

No greater crime than to kill your kind
'Louis has already burnt down the theatre.'
No greater crime than to kill your kind
'This is really dragged out.'
No greater crime than to kill your kind
'Duh.'
No greater crime than to kill your kind
'I noticed.'
No greater crime than to kill your kind
'Time to roast marshmellows.'
No greater crime than to
Kill
Your
Kind!
'Let's make 'smores.'