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Lestat Musical Parody After All This Time

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NONE Of these songs are mine! They are the property of Anne Rice, Elton John and Bernie Taupin. The SPOOF is JtheGoblinKing. She did ALL Of these song spoofs)
After all this time
(sung by the character Armand in the Lestat musical. Written by Sir Elton John and Bernie Taupin.)

What taste is this upon my lips.
'Probably bloood. Most likely blood.'
A scent so sweet, what can it be?
'Considering where you lived at the start of this play I'm guessing some kind of animal dropping.'
A taste so sweet, what can it be?
'Probably blood.'
What is this scent upon the air
'Well, considering your coven hadn't washed in a very long time when Lestat first met you it's probably you.'
That fills my lungs and comforts me
'Sadist comforted by suffering.'
And whispers low
'Nana.'
How does it feel
'To know the play's almost over?'
To savour our such just revenge,
'Justice and revenge are conflicting concepts.'
To smell the fragrence you have lost
And drunkenly inhail his pain?
'I'd say he's lost it but he's never had it.'

Oh, can it be your countanance
'Is so pretty.'
Is stripped of all it's dash and dare,
'Not for long. He's the star of the play.'
And what of your bold confidence?
'It's still there.'
Could it have drowned in your despair?
'Not likely.'

And after all this time
'You're still a creep, Armand.'
I wash my hands of your charade,
'Because he would rather play Twister instead of Charades.'
And celebrate your fall from grace,
'He's giving out party favours.'
Preserve that sad look on your face
'He's such a sadist.'
And praise what God might manifest
Himself to beings such as us.
For vengance that at last is mine
Comes sweetly after all this time.'

If you allow me to recall,
'Things only the way you want to remember them.'
How my requests were swept aside,
In every instance
I beseached you
I was shut out and denied.
'Somehow even Armand whines.'
You shattered what I once concieved
From the moment you arrived
'Well, you were under Les Innocents and since that cemetery was about to be dug up, Lestat saved your life.'

And now you wonder why I gloat here,
'Because you're a vicious creep?'
Revelling in your grand demise.
'Again, because you're a sadist.'

You're arrogant beyond contempt!
'He's Lestat!'
You beg to share my precious blood.
'It's not that precious.'
I'd no sooner you in my veins
Then to see you with the ones you love.

And after all this time
'Armand is still not someone you should trust.'
I wash my hands of your charde,
'He doesn't like masquerades much.'
And celebrate your fall from grace,
'Celebrate good times, come on! Celebrate... Whoopse, wrong song.'
Preserve that sad look on your face
'Armand has bought a camera for the occasion.'
And praise what God might manifest
Himself to beings such as us.
For vengance that at last is mine
Comes sweetly after all this time.'
'At this point Lestat's crawling away to avoid the song.
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