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Comfortably Numb: The Master's Song by RussianBookworm, literature

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Comfortably Numb: The Master's Song

Comfortably Numb Chapter One: The Master's song AN: Alright, here it is, Vader is going to choose his lovely lady. He chooses carelessly however and must pay the price. Not only that, will Vader treat her like dirt? Will he scheme to get rid of her and have someone else fill out his duties? Or will Vader find himself falling for her deadly charm in due time? (By the way, I hate my overuse of the word knew. I'm sorry. ) My OC would be considered Russian by Earthling standards. :D Her last name is pronounced Var(Like car) - and the American name Damon for those who weren't sure. Vader stood up and rubbed the sleep out

Lestat Musical Parody After All This Time by RussianBookworm, literature

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Lestat Musical Parody After All This Time

NONE Of these songs are mine! They are the property of Anne Rice, Elton John and Bernie Taupin. The SPOOF is JtheGoblinKing. She did ALL Of these song spoofs) After all this time (sung by the character Armand in the Lestat musical. Written by Sir Elton John and Bernie Taupin.) What taste is this upon my lips. 'Probably bloood. Most likely blood.' A scent so sweet, what can it be? 'Considering where you lived at the start of this play I'm guessing some kind of animal dropping.' A taste so sweet, what can it be? 'Probably blood.' What is this scent upon the air 'Well, considering your coven hadn't washed in a very long time wh

Lestat Musical Parody Crimson Kiss by RussianBookworm, literature

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Lestat Musical Parody Crimson Kiss

(NONE Of these songs are mine! They are the property of Anne Rice, Elton John and Bernie Taupin. The SPOOF is JtheGoblinKing. She did ALL Of these song spoofs) Crimson kiss (Written by Sir Elton John and Bernie Taupin from the Lestat musical. Sung by the character Gabrielle. San Francisco version.) For so many years we shared this path together, 'Because you wouldn't ask for directions.' Kindred spirits, in search if history, 'Apparently the library was closed.' For you the Holy Grail is where we come from, 'This will get changed for New York just to incoroporate that really pointless assisted suicide that damages Lestat's perso

Lestat Musical Parody To Kill Your Kind by RussianBookworm, literature

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Lestat Musical Parody To Kill Your Kind

(NONE Of these songs are mine! They are the property of Anne Rice, Elton John and Bernie Taupin. The SPOOF is JtheGoblinKing. She did ALL Of these song spoofs) More mocking of Lestat lyrics. The ones that I mock here might not be entirely accurate. To kill your kind (By Sir Elton John and Bernie Taupin for the Lestat musical. Demo version. Sung by the character Armand) Armand: 'Be still, I say, for you excell 'At math.' In virtues common in the infidel, A mongrul b--t who feels compelled To twists the rules to suit her self. 'Just like her father. He must be so proud!' Do you look at me and see a fool? 'Do you REALLY want

From the Dead Reprise Lestat Musical Parody by RussianBookworm, literature

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From the Dead Reprise Lestat Musical Parody

(NONE Of these songs are mine! They are the property of Anne Rice, Elton John and Bernie Taupin. The SPOOF is JtheGoblinKing. She did ALL Of these song spoofs) From the dead finale (By Sir Elton John and Bernie Taupin from the first San Francisco version of the Lestat musical. Demo version) Before today 'This musical had a redemption theme but when this song is removed all sign of that is lost.' This body bore the burden of his kind. 'Oh, look, From the dead had a reprise and everything got neatly tied together at the end! Wow, what a concept. Who was the idiot who editted this thing?' The quest to learn why I was made, 'Was rem

Lestat Musical Parody The Thirst by RussianBookworm, literature

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Lestat Musical Parody The Thirst

The Thirst (NONE Of these songs are mine! They are the property of Anne Rice, Elton John and Bernie Taupin. The SPOOF is JtheGoblinKing. She did ALL Of these song spoofs) (By Sir Elton John and Bernie Taupin for the Lestat musical. Sung by the character Lestat.) How can this be? 'Easy. Check page twenty of your script.' This devil leaves 'The trap door worked fine tonight.' And God abandons me, 'Sir Elton John is not God, Lestat. And there will be other people to adapt your story.' I'm left here looking At these flames. 'Louis?' That too could set me free. The vessel that I used to be Is tainted now and ripped apart,

In Paris Lestat Musical Parody by RussianBookworm, literature

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In Paris Lestat Musical Parody

This is NOT my property. This and all of these songs are the property of Bernie Taupin, Elton John, and the Characters are by Anne Rice. JtheGoblinKing wrote all of these parodies. NOT me. In Paris (By Sir Elton John and Bernie Taupin, sung by the characters Lestat and Nicolas in the Lestat musical) Nicolas: 'Listen to me, 'Because no one else will.' Let me speak, of wonderous works of art. 'Because using notebook paper was too difficult.' That dwell within that fabled city. 'He was in Atlantas? It's architecture fills my heart. 'The New York version of this song hurts my head.' Let me tell you, 'That this was the best

Never Have That Chance by RussianBookworm, literature

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Never Have That Chance

Embrace it (NONE Of these songs are mine! They are the property of Anne Rice, Elton John and Bernie Taupin. The SPOOF is JtheGoblinKing. She did ALL Of these song spoofs) I'll never have that chance (Lyrics by Bernie Taupin, music by Sir Elton John. Sung by the character Claudia in the Lestat musical.) I have spent so many years Trying to figure out how this play failed.' In fancy lace and beaded gowns, 'She's been in Sir Elton John's wardrobe.' I have set my hair a hundred ways. 'David Bowie?' My face I've painted up 'Again, David Bowie.' And powdered down. 'Now, wait... Boy George?' This body bears a telling tale. '

From The Dead Lestat the Musical Parody by RussianBookworm, literature

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From The Dead Lestat the Musical Parody

This version was performed in the December version of the San Francisco version of the Lestat musical. It was the very first version of From The Dead. From the Dead original Lestat opening (By Sir Elton John and Bernie Taupin, from the Lestat musical. Sung by the character Lestat.) It suits me well, this modern world 'Because my DSL wouldn't work in the dark ages.' The righteous find depraved, 'Marylyn Manson's here?' For one who's lived three centuries. 'Seventeen eighty... two thousand and six... Lestat's math isn't all that great.' A stranger to the grave. 'I loved this line. I wish it wasn't cut! HINT!' The years roll

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Comfortably Numb: The Master's Song by RussianBookworm, literature

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Lestat Musical Parody After All This Time by RussianBookworm, literature

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Lestat Musical Parody Crimson Kiss by RussianBookworm, literature

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Lestat Musical Parody Crimson Kiss

Lestat Musical Parody To Kill Your Kind by RussianBookworm, literature

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Lestat Musical Parody To Kill Your Kind

From the Dead Reprise Lestat Musical Parody by RussianBookworm, literature

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From the Dead Reprise Lestat Musical Parody

Lestat Musical Parody The Thirst by RussianBookworm, literature

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Lestat Musical Parody The Thirst

In Paris Lestat Musical Parody by RussianBookworm, literature

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In Paris Lestat Musical Parody

Never Have That Chance by RussianBookworm, literature

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Never Have That Chance

From The Dead Lestat the Musical Parody by RussianBookworm, literature

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From The Dead Lestat the Musical Parody

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Artist // Hobbyist // Literature

Deviant for 12 years
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Updated Sep. 2015
First of all, thank you for visiting my page!
I am a writer, role player and a pathetic artist.
Feel free to check out my stuff. I'm warning you though, it's ancient. I write completely different now. I like comments and faves. Feel free to make requests, send friends alerts.
I'm a Russian-Romanian college student hoping to get a European history degree. I'll be living in London for a short time and trying to get through life like everyone else. Any questions? Ask me.

My page may look terribly boring, but I promise I'm not that stale.

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There are far too many good ones here!

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Harry Potter, Star Wars,Disney, Interview with the Vampire, All of Marvel, Most of the Batman films, LotR and too many others.

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Gotham, Agents of Shield, Destination Truth, South Park, Orange is the New Black

Favourite Bands / Musical Artists

Just a Few: Hozier, Idina Menzel, Florence and the Machine, David Bowie, Queen, Marvin Gaye, George Ezra

Favourite Books

Harry Potter, Vampire Chronicles, Mayfair Chronicles, Silence of the Lambs trilogy, Star Wars Extended Universe, Phantom of the Opera, Les Miserables, COMICS! Both Marvel and DC) and tons of other books.)

Favourite Writers

JK Rowling, Anne Rice, Stephen King, Victor Hugo, Gaston Leroux, Susan Kay, various comic writers

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Star Wars the Old Republic, Vampire the Masquerade, Batman: Arkham Asylum series, Dragon Age etc

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PS3

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Music and my mind

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Phantom! History, Culture, Harry Potter, Roleplay, Star Wars, ANNE RICE!, Steampunk, Oddities, Disney,Medicine etc.

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RussianBookworm

Oct 27, 2014

So despite my journal NEVER being updated, I am actually very active. I'm here everyday if you want to talk or something.

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RussianBookworm

Jan 5, 2013

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Happy new year everyone! I've been so busy, it hurts. I've had several surgeries done and a lot of health issues in other family members. Ugh. Plus, school work is insane too right now. Anyway: Don't forget about AskPotter! I can find some people to submit questions, but if you don't submit anything, how can our lovely magical friends answer questions? In other news, it's been forever since I've written fanfiction. Probably at least a year. (That doesn't mean I haven't posted anything, I've done that, I just haven't written anything new.) I'm going to start writing some Jonathan Crane/Harvey Dent Fanfics. I'd make a fan club for them, but

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RussianBookworm

Aug 23, 2012

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Wow! It's been forever since I've updated this. I've been here, but I have been so busy with life. I have School to work with (like many others) and I have several health things to deal with. Everything's getting better though! Anyway, for AskPotter: It is NOT forgotten! I was hoping since I had a few new members that maybe we'd have some questions coming in. Please don't be afraid to write in some! For now, Our dear writers will have to respond to anonymous mail. I also want to update my Star Wars fanfic and I'm starting to think of a few Batman Slash fics. Are there no Jonathan Crane/Harvey Dent fics? It sure seems like it! Anyway