Lestat Musical Parody Crimson Kiss

(NONE Of these songs are mine! They are the property of Anne Rice, Elton John and Bernie Taupin. The SPOOF is JtheGoblinKing. She did ALL Of these song spoofs)
Crimson kiss
(Written by Sir Elton John and Bernie Taupin from the Lestat musical. Sung by the character Gabrielle. San Francisco version.)

For so many years we shared this path together,
'Because you wouldn't ask for directions.'
Kindred spirits, in search if history,
'Apparently the library was closed.'
For you the Holy Grail is where we come from,
'This will get changed for New York just to incoroporate that really pointless assisted suicide that damages Lestat's personality portrayal and makes Marius cold and nonsensical.'
But it's a different road I crave these days for me.
'Away form New York, right?'

You dwell so on the dawn of our creation,
'Well, tell him to stop reading Genisis and Origin of species.'
And search for ghosts from our mythology
'He's being haunted by Hercules or Dracula?'
But for now the wonders the world can offer,
'Lots of dust.'
Mean more to me than ancient family trees,
'She's not one for family.'

To hear the waves pound the timbers of a scooner,
'She's saying you don't take her out anymore.'
Fighting up the coast line of Cape Paul,
'Paul called. He wants his cape back.'
To travel in the shadow of the long boats,
'As opposed to the shadows of the short boats.'
To where the giants of the artic ice were born
'She's looking for Hagrid.'
Or the mystery of the deep, dark Kongo River,
'Lestat should never have rented her that movie.'
Where the crocodile hunts and the python strikes,
'She's hungry.'
To watch another predator in action
'Apparently those films with Arnold Shwartzenager don't cut it for her.'
Could rejuvenate some meaning in my life.
'Because apparently being made immortal by your son and having all sorts of powers leaves you empty.'

The well spring of my strength unrestricted,
'Akasha's loose?'
There's so little I could fail to endure,
'She thinks she can survive the New York version of this musical. I get a feeling that the Crimson kiss shirts were the only things keeping them from cutting out this song all together like everything good in the play.'
I could face a trek across the Himalayas,
'To escape the New York version of the play.'
Survive the freezing mists of Scottish moores.
'Gabrielle is The Highlander.'

My need to go is hard to fight,
'They have medicines for that now.'
I want to gaze upon this world
'Oowe, pretty.'
Just like the northern lights
'That's technically a part of this world too.'
And of all the things about you
'She will miss you too.'
That I'm going to miss
'Kind of.'
It's the bond we formed forever
Through this crimson kiss.
'Thanks for making me immortal now go away.'

My son, so dear, the world's out there,
'Go away.'
History calls and I can't resist,
'Because they offered me a good deal on The History channel.'
But you and me have memories
Bound together by the crimson kiss.

The thrill to hunt in such exotic places,
'Won't last long.'
I could almost taste those beauties in Siam,
The Brown skinned boys of Micanos, and Rangoon,
The shy Chinese behind their painted fans,

My need to go is hard to fight,
'Gabrielle needs Petpto Bismol.'
I want to gaze upon this world
'But someone stole her spectacles.'
Just like the northern lights
'He should have taken her out more.'
And of all the things about you
That I'm going to miss
'It's the plot to this musical I'll miss most of all.'
It's the bond we formed forever
Through this crimson kiss.
'BUY THE T SHIRTS! They're in the lobby.'

My son, so dear, the world's out there,
'And this play won't tour.'
History calls and I can't resist,
But you and me have memories
Bound together by the crimson kiss.
'She's really pushing those shirts.'

My son, so dear, the world's out there,
'And avoiding this play.'
History calls and I can't resist,
'Well, at least she and the costume designer got Tony Award nominations for this.'
But you and me have memories
Bound together by the crimson kiss.
'Crimson Kiss shirts now available with spagetti sring straps.'